Survive the Nahant Outback

WEEK ONE

Feb 19 - Feb 25

What a week of Controversies. First, Kathy, feeling that she Lacks Group Appeal, almost decided to drop out because she thinks her chances are very Limited of Winning. BUT, Group Support Came in thru Mass Emails Claiming otherwise. But is there only Support because Other Members want to VOTE HER off First?? Hmmm. But she might be safe for the 1st round, since TKO hasn't even sent One Email about his Feelings of the Game.

ALso, there has been disputes over the fact that Briana is NOT a TRUE Nahanter! SHe is in fact a member of the BIG BLUE CULT in Swampscott. Maybe she will be voted off first? But also, Mr. Beckett Just Moved out of Nahant to BIG BLUE Land! Will he be Voted off because He is Abandoning His Roots in Nahant?! We Will See this SUNDAY when the 1st Votes are Tallied UP by our Host Gillian Taitz!

TKO received 4 Votes, while Kathy received 2 Votes. Thats a total of 6 Votes, meaning 2 Survivors Did not VOTE! And We all Know that One Person who DID NOT Vote must Have Been Emily down in New Orleans. Its currently Mardi Gras down there, and Emily has been on a drinking Binge for the Past 3 or 4 days or so. EMILY, WHERE ARE YOU?!! Get Sober soon because Alliances could be Forming, and YOU wont be INCLUDED in them! Also, who Else didn't Vote?? Hmmm, most Likely TKO, who didn't seem very Enthusiastic about our little game. And KATHY Better Watch OUT, because she Already got 2 Votes! It seems that Kathy should try to Get Group Support Quickly, OR she might be the next one to Pack Her Bags....

WEEK TWO

Feb 26 - March 4

(Feb 27) Well, Hearts are a Blazing aLL over the Island This Week! Can you say Temptation Island meets Survivor?! There have been Rumors of Hook-ups ALL over the Place! Its Rumored that while a survivor was takin a bath in the ocean, he saw Geoff and Kathy makin out on the Beach. And I quote: "They were all over each other. I'm sure they will have sand in certain places that will never come out..." Now ur askin, WHATs this All About?! I thought Kathy would NEVER do that (if you know what I mean) To me it looks like Her hookin up with Geoff might save her From gettin the Boot in next Sunday's Vote. We'll see if it WOrks tho. Also, Geoff might be Getting a BOOT in the ARSE when his Girlfriend Colleen Reads this. haha. Sorry Geoff! (ANd No, not the Colleen From the 1st Survivor DUde, Colleen from UMD!)

Also, We ALL know That EMILY has been on A DRinking Binge for the Past Few Days. On the Island, She seems to think its Mardi Gras, and the Rest of the Survivors just let her do her thing and all. So yeah, She's been tryin to Hook Up with Everyone on the Island. TKO probably voted For Himself just to Get off the Island and awaY from her! But anyways, It seems that One Survivor Took Advantage of the Situation. We won't mention any names, but I think you know who it is...Here is a clue, he likes to eat his Pizza with a Fork and Knife. Noises were coming out of The Hut All Night Long. Terrible Noises, Noises I HOPE never to HEAR AGAIN!!!

And Finally, to the newS of ME, IT seems that One Of the Survivors KEEPs Hittin on Our HOST, Ms. Gillian Taitz. I won't mention any names, BUt HE DOES have a KICK ass WEBSITE!

But for Now, things Seem WeLL. Emily is ALMOST SOBER. Its been fun watching her Be Drunk on the Island. She tried to kill a Boar yesturday, but it just turned out to be a Bush....Also, its funny because SHe doesn't even Eat Meat and she Believes in That Whole Animal Rights Crap. So, all is good on the Island For now. Check in Later To see the Newest Updates.

5 Votes For BRIANA! Its Unanimous!!! (well, 2 peopLe didn't Vote...Briana im takin it, and Mike!!) What a SHOCKER! BRIANA is the ONE to GO and KATHY STAYS on the ISLAND!! IT SEEMs that Maybe Her Love Affair with GEOFFREY might have Saved HER After ALL!!! And I personally heard from Geoff's Girlfriend LAST NIGHT, and Colleen Definately Does Not Approve of Her Boyfriend Seeing Kathy, so now She is in a Relationship of Her Own! We wont mention his name, but He is SUCH A STUD!

But Anyways, it seems that the Temptation Island Twist Has Saved One Person, while Screwing another. HOwever, I recieved Word tHat Maybe the Reason Why Briana was Voted off was Because SHe was at BATES College This past Weekend, where TKO attends to his Education. And in Some Survivors Eyes, Current Survivor's spending time WITh or NEAR an EX-Surivor is Just Seen As Wrong! So Bri, I hope you Had a Good Weekend at Bates, Because It Probably Cost YOU THE TItle of Ultimate Group Survivor!!!!

WEEK THREE

March 5 - March 11

This week in Survivor News, a lot has happened. It seems that Kathy's love affair with Geoff has ended. She has changed back to being her normal Dykishness. And appearently she has converted Emilly into a Lesbo too. And you know Emily, she loves Sex so much she'll do anything for it. If it Has a PULSE, Emily Will try to get with it! Anyways, It seems that Mike was walkin thru LowLands and Caught KD and Emily in Mid-Act in KD's little REd Car! Sound Familiar?! Mike was In Complete SHOCK when he saw what was Goin ON! HE ran Straight back to Camp and Told everyone the big News! Geoff and Eric were completely shocked too, but Michelle on the other hand didn't seem to care. LAter ON Everyone Found OUT WHY!

Everyone Suspected this, Because well you Know ANI DiFranco and all. But YES, IT turns out that the Island is just Full of Lesbians Dude! When Michelle found out the news of KD and EM's relationship, she Felt Left out and Wanted to Join in too Dude! And KD and Emily didn't Care Much. So NOW, THey Totally have Threesome Goin ON! And Now they HATE ALL MEN! Geoff, Mike, and Eric definately dont like this at all. ANd now, They are FIGHTING To get off the ISLAND! It seems Eric definately wants to get off tho, becausE Last nite he snuck up and put a Big Bumper Sticker on KD's Car saying that She was Proud to Be Gay. ANd when the girls saw that, They Definately DId NOT LIKE IT! And they Knew it was Eric who put it ON because they found a Peanut M&M wrapper and an Empty bottle of Coke right near the Car! He can be so dumb sometimes. We'll see if this Effects the Voting Tho!!

So Sadly to hear, ERic is Voted off the island by the LESBIAN CREW! Whatever DUDE. SO in One day the Poor Bastard Finds out That he Has No Housing for school Next year, and He also finds out He is Kicked Off the Island! So now, where the HELL is he GONNA LIVE DUDE?!! He is HOMELESS!!!

WEEK FOUR

March 12 - March 18

This Just IN-----ERic will Not Be Homeless for the Next Semester. It is true that He was voted off the Island by his 'friends,' and that he also lost his Housing for next year. BUT, The Housing Office at UMD received word of what his CRUEL Friends Did, and They offered him Housing!! Thank you to the NICE PEOPLe at HOUSING. However, ERic wants us here at 'The Survivor Head Quaters' to wish his Friends a Big "SCREW YOU ALL!"

But Anyways, This week has Been kind of slow. Besides the Usual LEsbian Activties on the Beach, nothin new has been happening. Altho Mike and Geoff did noticed that the United States Flag flyin at the Town Hall has Been Replaced by a RAINBOW FLAG.

Yes, as Expected, GEOFF was voted OFF at Tribal Council. The Lesbians Seem to have complete control on who is stayin on the island, and who is going. It seems that Geoff was voted off this week probably because of his heated relationship with Kathy came to an end. Mike is still safe for now, but come next week, He will most likely be voted Off! WHO CAN STOP THE LESBIANS FROM WINNING?!!! 1st RICH, now this!

WEEK FIVE

March 18 - March 25

This week on The Nahant OutBack, Alliances broke down and new Alliances were Formed. The Main ALLiance, 'The Lesbian Crew' seemed to have some problems. Kathy walked into the Survivor Hut on Thursday Night and caught Michelle in Bed with Mike! This shocked her greatly and she ran to Emily for some comfort...but Emily didn't want to comfort Kathy the way she liked. ANd that was the End of the Lesbian Alliance. It seems that Michelle and Emily were Using Kathy ALL Along. ANd Kathy never Expected it...so so sad.

Now with Kathy Gone, The Title for ULTIMATE SURVIVOR is Left to be FOUGHT over by: Emily, Michelle, and Mike.

Personally, All of these Choices SUCK!!!

And what Alliance is there now? Is there secret Alliance Between the Girls, Emily and Michelle? Or is it maybe Between Mike and Michelle?! Who KNOWS! But BEWARE SURIVIVORS, ONe of your Close Friends will be Voted off Next WEek, and then For the LAST ROUND, WE ALL GET TO CHOOSE WHO WINs, NOT you Guys!

YEs, Mike was Voted OFF, with 2 Votes. Mike was Too Busy Fishsing that He didn't EVEN Get to VOTE DUde! Not that It would Have Done any GOOD THO. So NOW its Down to

EMILY and MICHELLE. WHO WILL BECOME THE ULTIMATE SURVIVOR????!!! The rest of The Survivors NOw get to Come back and Vote one of the 2 Remaining Survivors OFF the ISLAND. THEN, we Will know who the WINNEr is! And what will SHe Get you ASK? SHE Will get A FREE DINNER when WE ALL GO out TO EAT! (that is, IF we can Organize a Time when We can ALL be Together...) BUt Anyways, ANYONE ESLE can Vote For WHOm THey think SHOULD Win this Game by VOTING in the POLL At the Beginning of the PAGe! Last day to Vote is April 8th, 2001!!

Be Aware that WE are NOT using THIS POLL to Declare A winner, BUt We would Just like to See What ALL THE PEOPLE THINK. Its a People's Poll. SO GO VOTE NOW!

I believe we answered all the questions asked during the course of this game. *Why did The Lesbian Group Alliance break down? A. It turns out they weren't Lesbians, they Just had "girl power" and used it to Vote all Males off the Island 1st. *Is Michelle really as Big as a Bitch as they say she is? A. Yes, yes she is :) *Does Mike really eat Pizza with a Fork and Knife? A. Sadly, yes because his teeth are messed up. But he only can't eat THin pizza. He can eat think Pizza Normally. *Finally, What Exactly was The Damn Prize? A. Michelle will get free dinner when all 8 of us go out to Eat together as a Type of "Group ReUnion." And that Ends,

"NAHANT SURVIVOR"

WEEK SEVEN

April 2 - April 8

The FinaL Week of Nahant Survivor is Here. It is between Michelle and Emily, and it looks like it could be a Tough Race. Both sides are heavily supported by their Fans. Emily's little brother made her a Graphic Claiming She is the Rightful owner of the Title of "Nahant Survivor." You can see what he Made by Clickin on Her Name here:

Also in the Viewer's Poll where Anyone got to Vote, its Pretty much been a Close Race with both the survivors tied most of the weeK. We will see tonite Who will be Crowned the Winner, and Also see How Many Survivors Will Actually VOTE in this Round! I hope Everyone DOES!!!