FRESHMAN YEAR MEMORIES
Living in WELLNESS
A very good Idea. RED RULED! Cause when you live in wellness, that means you don't drink....right?? WRONG!! The Biggest Alcoholics Live there Man!
Bennie Boy - My Roomie! Buriedfromlight. Pierced everywhere, and I mean EVERYWhere! haha. What up to you! You got to see me in my finest moments when I came back drunk. Sorry if i woke u up some times...u know, trying to be quiet, but talking to myself Telling myself that i need to be quiet while Getting My ROllerblades to go drunk Rollerblading! I'll miss Hearing your music playing all the time in the room. I know so many songs now that you play...but u know, you hear me whistling along with them! OH and Please, KEEP Rich From HUMPING ME!! haha. And Ben, next year, Im gonna have to see all those Crazy Videos you'll be Taking! Don't throw Too much stuff off the belcony.
And to the Rest of The Crew! Liam, "ElDawg." HOw's that Stiez Goin?! And when u take over my sPot in My room neXt year, u BeTTer start Drinkin More Often becauSe Ben is use to having an ALcoholic for a Roomate. ALso, sup to MIkey, ur aN alche too. How u drink so Often, maKe it to ur classes, and Still Run Track is Amazing! Jay, who sat by my side in the beginning of school when i came back drunk-Ass
Sick! thanks bud. Chris, aka Digital, NO more Holes in the Walls!! And keep on finding gross stuff on the net. MArc, you WiffleBall Crazy FOO'! BEASTIE BoyS! Hey Jon u computer wiz, and Sean, who comes in handy when someone puts a hole
in a wall or brakes a Heater... And who can forget Ngoc and Simon! THey are the best 2 peeps of thew whole Suite! They can sometimes get Out-of-ControL!! Also, Kevin, that Crazy Hair Cuttin' bastard, who left us all to move to the Dell.
Jeff, wHat up Future Roomate on 3rd Floor of Yellow! Okay, so thats gonna be a Quiet floor next Year. Im goin from Wellness to Quiet...I shouldn't be in Either! Alright next year, you Aren't allowed to give me ANY HAircuts! AND, I am not Home Alone Boy OR Dennis the Mennace...the hair will grow out. Katie KilloRan - Where is the RocketShiP? OH, i think its in the back of the Freakin ParkingLot! Hey, remember our Road Trip? We didn't even get Lost! Doh! OH, and always remember Douglas! He's the best. ANd You know you love my Poetry! Everyone does. U love my Drunk or eveN Sober Readings of it! And we ALL know Courtney Does...Don't u Courtney??? Courtney, can I have a Hit?! HA HA. OH, and JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! It sucks its not on at 10:00 pm anymore...
And to the Rest of that Crew. Ben, Chris, Pat, and Alison.
We've had some Great Car rides pondering about life. Remember the Little
Truck?! haha. Or when we stalled at Hollywood Video?! Or that whole talk
about How Colors are Different for Everyone??? Weird-ass! And DOn't get
me started on Religion! And Hey Kelley, u softball-playing crazY Girl!
The Elms Crew
Okay, so here it is. My Nickname. On the first day of school I wore a T-shirt that has a big E on the front. Its cooL. E for Eric...also other stuff. And on the back of the shirt is a picture of Elmo. YES Elmo. So, the girls in 205 started calling me Elmo whenever they saw me. Then, as time went by, it got Shortened down to Elms...its cooler like that. AND NOW, alot of Peeps Call me Elms Because The girls of 205 Told everyone Thats My NAME!
Vanessa - "V" I love You! DRUNK ROLLERBLADING! I can't believe we got a Ticket for that! ANd Those Leopard Pants are the best. Leopard Girl! haha. I wil always go to the Dell with you babe. BUt NO, I will NOT Hold Your KEYS! And If you have any "sleepovers" i will not come Save u anymore! haha. I can't wait to do ROC with u next year when we Return! (altho, we will be missing Adria. awww) OH, and Im glad You forced me to Pierce my Eyebrow! My Parents are pissed, but i blamed it on you. Ur a bad Influence. ALso i won't be ur neighbor next year, but im just up one floor and thru the red door!
Amanda I never saw You drunK God Dammnit! U better start drinking more often next year! I'll say a Prayer Askin God to Make u drink More! haha. BUT I got to see Aynsley DRUNK! Very Drunk infact. ALong with her roomate Amy when Vanessa had Jenn up to visit. Tha was a fun night. ALso, Anys, That walk over to 3A in the middle of the night after the Dell was fun! Got to hang out with Random people! OH, and too bad ur cousin's with Heather! JK. Hey KATHY our Class Pres! Congrats! And Keep up the Good work for our class. ALong with those Fine Sculptures you Make! And WE Never Ripped down Any of Ur signs...I promise.hehe. ANd Hey Candice, what up? History of the US 2 Was AWesome! Always remember, I got an A on my HisTory Paper, and YOU didn't! hahahaaha! Grrrrrrrr!
And the Elms Crew Spreads to 3B House 9. . .
ADRIA - I love You TOO! I can't believe you won't be here next year! What am I gonna Do? Who am i gonna force to go to dinner with me?? You'll be Visiting alot Tho! Remember My English Paper? U were the STAR of it Drunk Girl! haha. I got a good Grade! And how can we forget those uncountable amount of times at the Dell. AWWW, we will miss u.
Sheila, I love Hangin out in Your Suite over There! Remember drinking in ur Room! That was funny. Ur Roomate Kristin didn't seem too happy tho! haha. How's the Belly Ring Doin? And Hey Torri, Keep working at the Olive Garden so I can visit u after u get back and steal some Bread! MMmmm! ANd Pam, I Love YOU (i didn't really know you during Freshman year, but Well, I wanna give u a shouT out anyways!)
Girls of 3B
LEAH, Won, Christina and Aleks! OH my GOD, I LOVE YOU GUYS! Mad Partying with You Guys! That gamE we Made up was Pretty Cool. Christina, I dont think u ever wrote that paper, and I dont think I ever Cleaned Liz and Kelly's Suite in nothin buy my Boxers...haha. ANd Leah and Won, LeTs Go Clubbin!! haha.
And also on the Floor, Dee and ALi. Dee, ur the best desk person in Red, and thanks for carrying me back that night...ANd Ali, LOoK out for that Pepper Spray!! ahhhH!
Amy - Oh God, so many drunk Times together! Okay, Dont cut mY Hair, NEver Make me Bob For Goldfish again...INFRONT of ur Cool RA Tracey! ANd NEver, I Repeat NEVER Let me Shake Elmo Again! OH, and that Trash Room Lock-up Didn't Work! PS-Im sorry for Ripping your Shirt baby... OH, and I heard about that Incident in the window at the Cabin. GROSS! haha
Jen Baby. Bubba Lips! Stick that Big Black Di..ahhh, you know The
Song!! OH, everyone Look out in the Res Cafe...CausE Jen's Twin is always there sitting in the Back! HE's about the same height..but a little bit more Hair. HAHA. Remember the 1st night of drinking at UMD! At Greystone! "My Lips are Tingling guys! Is that Normal? I think Im Drunk!" haha OH, and MUSIC: "Forget about the MANA! FOrget about the MANA" -And your Best Roomate JennA! WHat up J Milano?! You and Your Boyfriend Jeff Make a great Couple! Too bad you are Constantly cheating on him...
Hey Kate, Kellie, Amanda"Skippy," and Tara. Okay, so Kate is the only 3B
girl listed here, but I always see the rest of you in House 9! I practically live
there Myself! I love You gals! And WHOAH, we are All Living Together in
YELLOW Next Year!! Kate, once again I say to u, A DRUNKEN "I LOVE YOU." Same to U Kellie! Too Bad You are Gonna Leave Us next Year. I'll Miss U. ITs been Fun In English Peer Editing ur Papers Baby! And You are Drunk Kellie! Remember Ur B-day at the Swim House? That was a Fun night. Tara's B-day TOO! Those Awesome Crowns! haha. Oh, and While Dancing, Skippy Spilt beer all over me!
RaiLai Rachel! and ALso her best bud Sarah the Squeege.
NAKED PARTIES RULE!!! I missed the 1st one, but im glad i took part in the second one! haha. And we All Have to go Rollerblading sometime!
BACK TO WELLNESS
Shout Outs to the GIRLS of 204! Kelly "We'll Laugh Later" Rock N
Roll Baby! And keep the tongue ring! Hey Lizytish! Liz, Where's Sarah??! Jus' Kidding, I don't Like her! and Emily is now ur roomate. Liz, How does it feel to have a Cool Roomate?? Just Kiddin Kelly! ANd hey to everyone else over there. Tasha, Jennie, Jen, and Melissa. ANd LEX the Best RA. Many Good TImes with Tasha and Jennie! Whoooo Hooo! They Look Very Hot in their Clubbin Gear! OH, thru them i Also got to hang out with Mariel and Joe. Beware, Mariel Steals Social Securtiy Numbers for a Living!!! She takes it, and Gets Free Snack Allowance! If u see her, with her sidekick JOe (he is the MAN with the Plan of operations...) RUN! RUN as fast as you can Before she Gets it!! She will wipe out ur UMass Money!
CAMPUS CENTER CREW
I work at the CAMPUS CENTER here at UMD. I put chairs up..and vacuum with the Pac Vac! ANd, um, after doin that for 30 minutes, I watch A LOT of TELEVISION! Sometimes, I go and eat at Sunset or the Res...u know, typical HARD WORKING JOB.
PAM, I'm gonna miss you this summer u lil CrackHead! But don't
worry, I'll be visiting u during the summer cause I know where u will be
Working and Living! Psychology went well this semester. We payed
attention, HOW manY timeS? NEver?! Yeah. But, we still manage to get
good grades....probably because the Professor is IN LOVE WITH YOU, Ms.
Pamela MoZart!
And Hey, Your Friends Are wicked Cool. Tasha My HisTory Buddy, Jill and Heather I love you so! You crack me UP. OH, and Jamie, you are the Cuttest, and I loved having English with YOU. And ur other Friends are COol toO! We are definately hanging out together more often next Year!
Kristel, I guess youR an Alcoholic like me, cause You were at My
Meeting. And WE went to it Together "under the influence!" That was fun.
I'll miss u this summer too! Lex, u sexy bitch! WASH THOSE WIndows...i'll
just supervise. haha. Then we will go to dinner and Watch The Simpsons.
And baby, You were a Kick Ass RA! Suzy, I think that Picture captures
the True You...along with Pam! HAHA AND HEY DEsMond! And Bixby, YOU
ARE A KICK ASS BOSS!!
